Let's face it, we need to start nominating community leaders to help organize, lead, and maintain the growing sensation that is The Austin Home For Boys. We need someone who encapsulates what it means to be an Austin boy. While the man I nominate is known for molesting boys in the hit indie film Donnie Darko, I think he owns certain qualities that far overshadow such a minute flaw - Patrick Swayze can do the following at least:
(1) He can teach us how to dance
(2) He can teach us how to lure women
(3) He can teach us how to lure women through dance
(3) He can teach how to make a vessel out of clay as shown in the hit movie Ghost
(4) He can teach us how to ride and breed Arabian horses
Also, I hope when you think of a leader you think of the qualities of these films: Outsiders, Red Dawn, Dirty Dancing, Roadhouse, Ghost, Too Wong Foo, POINT BREAK! Donnie Darko.
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