Herr Kraut's Tips for Boys: How to Make It in This Big Lonely World #1

Nobody knows what a big, cold, lonely world it is better than Herr Kraut, house dad and founder of the Austin Home for Boys. It's hard to make friends, talk to people, and pick up chicks when your mom is in prison and you don't know who your father is, so Herr gives little tips to us boys to help us out.

And now Herr Kraut is willing to share these tips that he has himself collected over the years with you, our Austin Home For Boys Readers!!! Thanks, Herr. You are the BEST!

Herr Kraut's Tip #1: Compliment the ladies.

Ladies like it when you tell them something nice about themselves. So, when talking to a lady, just blurt out any old thing that you like about them!

Bonus tip: Don't say you like a ladies boobs to their face. This is how you stay lonely!

If you can't find something nice to say to them, lie and tell them that something you actually hate is attractive.

For example, you meet a cute young 2nd grade teacher and she is wearing this:
Tell her you like her sweater. Then tell her you LOVE cats (even though cats blow and we're not allowed to have them here at the Austin Home for Boys.) Now ask her out on a date or for some money.

Other things to compliment on, Earrings:


Hair:


Shoes (sooooo safe to compliment):

Okay ,boys. Try that tip out and let us know how it goes at AustinHomeForBoys@gmail.com.