super walk 2007.....aka wind walker

Okay,

I have been out of the office due to a thoat fuckin' brought on by too much life. have the results for the last day I walked which is

11/24/07

Miles: 11.952
Steps: ?

Merry things my dear fellows

Well it is that time of the year and before I almost died with some strange illness I had my picture taken with the fat fucker himself. I whispered all the shit I wanted in his ear and wore my favorite sweatshirt too. I hope that everyone has a merry fuckin season and be jolly for god's sake.


Peace and shit
C

Here's Clint

Hey folks, sorry for the long wait between Gerald’s post and this one. We’ve been a busy little orphanage lately. The holidays are coming, fundraisers have been organized, we’ve been blessed with new arrivals in our home, and we’ve also said goodbye to a few boys leaving for happy, new families. So it’s been a good past few weeks, but now we’re ready again. Today’s post is written by Clint McConnell. He’s a good boy with a bit of spunk in him. He’s a rambunctious boy, and that’s why we love him. Without further ado, here’s Clint and his post.

Sincerely,

Mary F. Reilly

Hey, what’s up guys? I’m Clint and I’m pretty new at the orphanage. Some of my favorite things are guns and mustangs. I once found a box in my uncle’s attic full of toy soldiers and toy cars. He said they were gi Joes and matchbox cars. I really like the Joes weapons. They were tiny but they looked cool. But my uncle left town, and he let me keep the toys. It was pretty cool. Theres one matchbox I have that is in the shape of a mustang. It looks really awesome. I like it because it looks fast. I like fast and loud things. That’s why I decided to write about guns. Mrs. Reilly said it was okay, so don’t worry. I know Gerald wrote a poem, but I’m writing mine as an essay. Here goes.

Why I like guns
by Clint McConnell

I like guns because they loud and fun. They look cool and they make you look cool. Their shiny and sleek, and the bullets they shoot whiz around fast. Guns can give you respect. I want a gun so people would respect me. But I'd protect them too, let them be safe. People would thank me. I'd also try and learn gun tricks. I would want to flip them around and spin them, maybe throw them in the air and catch them. One day I want to own a bunch of guns. I want a shooting range in my basement, I wouldn't go hunting, because that's stupid, but I would try to become a sheriff or something to make people feel safer. It would be really fun. The end.

Super walk 2007.....aka ....Wind Walker

11-23-07

Miles: 15.449
Steps: 25,099

Hypermagic

On this Thanksgiving, let us pause to remember the valiant souls patrolling our forests, protecting our children from kobolds and tree-orcs. Take comfort in this vignette, and know in your hearts there is no problem that can't be solved by hurling sticks at it. Now sleep. Sleep!

Heavy is the belt that wears the pedometer

Hey everyone, it's Mike, checking in with some disappointing results. Today I walked approximately 7.6 miles, a downright embarrassment when compared to the awesome distances covered by Casey "Walk You Like a Hurricane" Stringham. I do have several choice excuses to offer in my defense. For one thing, today was unnaturally slow due to the approaching holiday. Also, there was a session of desk-sitting, and later, a whole lotta standing around in Mike's World all by my lonesome, conditions hostile to laying down sole rubber. So, in the interest of fair play, Casey has agreed to re-stage this epic confrontation. Stay tuned for the details!

Super Walk 2007......aka Wind Walker

11/17/2007

Day 6
Miles: 11.126


11/20/2007

Today I am having a guest walker use the pedometer. This is his first officially sanctioned walk by the Professional Walking Circuit of America. He is a graduate of Trinity University and has been a professional walker here at the Blanton for 1.5 years. I wish him the best luck and in the spirit of competition may he exceed 16 miles. Mike Hughes everybody!!!!!!!