Dungeons and Dragons Rises From the Ashes

Many of you out there in TV land have been sending in your letters and emails asking what happened to the DnD campaign we've been waging. Good question. I'll spare you all the details, but the last campaign collapsed in wave after wave of infighting and going North. In the end only Chibo la Riche, the halfling ranger survived. Still burning with a rage like athletes foot from not getting back his deposit on the griffin-masacred horses, he's joined up with a new band of adventures under the tutaledge of an experienced DM of high caliber.

Pretty much the story goes like this: The la Boeuf Brother live in the Hamlet of Oakhurst.
These are the people that live in the town and what they do. It should be noted that though the le Beouf brothers have inhabited the town their entire lives, they have no idea who any of these people are.
The merry band of adventures meet up with Stankie and Bezzel le Beouf (Stankie is a trannie and Bezzel is a gambler with a listening snake) and find out that the town has been having all kinds of problems with Goblins. SU-PRIZE. I've been getting shit from goblins FOR-EVA! So the adventures go a questing south east on a mission to save a couple of brats kids who have wandered off to the Citadel. Stankie tried to negotiate a wicked per diem from the kids' mom, but was a little overzealous, so only gets a promise of $50 if we bring back the kids. Stankie had even less luck with the Mayor. Oh well. Retep the Paladin tried to help and so did the cleric Agnes, but the next day the old mother still wouldn't pony up any more cash. Oh well, never send a trannie to do a halfling's job.


Anyway, you get the gist. I would like to point out that the merry band made no attempt to stop at the apothecary or the torch store on their way out of town to the Sunless Citadel. That is a lesson you only learn once. Like looking out for griffins when you have a big deposit down on a bunch of horses.

Here are some of the character sheets of the merry band of adventures.
Our Hero:
Retep, the whistling elf:
Druss the half-giant, aka REO Painwagon, aka Lil' Brov'a:

Druss's thoughts: